And the way you write the letter 'G', I want it written on me because it makes me feel connected to you even though it's just something you do.

Miiidddnnniiighhhhtt Memmooortriiesss!!! #100daysofhappy #day26 #midnight #adventures #the #crew #the #coast #the #cow #love #ma #friends #nighttime #food #fun #laughs #success

Miiidddnnniiighhhhtt Memmooortriiesss!!! #100daysofhappy #day26 #midnight #adventures #the #crew #the #coast #the #cow #love #ma #friends #nighttime #food #fun #laughs #success

charmancler:

is that twilight

(Source: idreamofjimmy)

aleksandarhohenberg:

queen elizabeth wasnt allowed to climb stairs by herself growing up so when she became queen she ran up and down the stairs because no one could stop her

(Source: pharika)

dduane:

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

I really do like this lady a whole lot. :)

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

(Source: taylor-swift)

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

(Source: jake--from--statefarm)

soulinshadows:

amytheinternethobbit:

tyleroakley:

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accurate gif is accurate.

The gif is correct.

(Source: iraffiruse)

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

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I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

the-fandoms-are-cool:

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

(Source: fuckyeahzourry)